Story-Telling Game

So we're going to (hopefully) write a little story here. In each post, add a sentance or "part" to the one in the post before yours. I'll start.

Once upon a time there was a little flower...

that wanted very badly to be scary.

But she wasn't sure how to, so she set out to find a magic wizard to help her.

But, as we all know, magic wizards are much harder to find than your average wizard, so the flower packed her bags and set out for a far and distant land.

Her first stop was a small house at the top of Candy Mountain.

And she was met by a lolhobo.

The lolhobo waved his lol flag, but the little flower wasn't sure what he meant. She noticed he seemed to wave it in the direction of a dark cave, so taking a deep breath, she headed inside.

As she went in further she noticed something very odd... she felt safe, and yet very alone at the same time...

Then she realized that although the sun was up and shining, the cave was black as night. and she seemed to hear quiet footsteps deeper inside.

She began to feel her heart beating faster as she continued forward into the darkness, the footstep noise growing louder.

Then, out the darkeness sprang a little creature covered with scales and eggs. "Follow me" he swore, and turned back into the darkness.

The flower replied, "Why should I follow you? You don't look very trustworthy."

"Because I have cookies", he said with an oath, and disappeared again.

The flower thought no more before following the mysterious creature into the darkness, for she could not turn down cookies.

So she walked deeper and deeper until the cavern. Suddenly a piercing scream came from outside, and the hobo called in, "please come out!"

The flower said, "Okay, anything for the cookies! Can I have tacos and enchiladas too?"

But then she realized the point of her mission and brought her mind back to where it should be, to find the wizzard.

All of the sudden, there he was! A shriveled old man stepped forth and said, "Yo, yo, what is up my diggity dog homie?"

"Everything's a wiggy-wiggy-fricky-fricky-*cough*-*shmeh*."